Gushing Over Magical Girls Impressions up to episode 10 (NSFW)

I can’t believe it. It happened again. Something so big I couldn’t hold back. Like I said in the first post about this show I would only pop up during my Winter break to discuss stuff I want (20-Gay-Three) or an anime I’m watching this season featured something so jaw dropping I HAD to talk about it.

That time had come. Even more so than the first post.

As always no source spoilers or comparing the anime with the source.

WARNING! I am going to let loose in this post. Viewers bothered by someone expressing their naughtiness, especially a guy, are advised to stay away from this one.

So instead of a one by one I’ll just briefly discuss my thoughts on events up to Episode 10. Utena is still an excellent protagonist. Love how more deranged and hungry to punish her beloved magical girls she becomes each and every battle. That being said, the important part is despite having the girls cornered on more than one occasion, she never kills or brutally injures them. Her “games” are always meant to show sides of vulnerability in her heroines…because she knows they’ll eventually come back to fight another day. It is this sense of justice and vaginal fortitude in magical girls that Utena truly loves about them. Of course getting to dominate them is a welcome bonus. She is a sadist deep down but her respect and admiration for the strong and righteous magical girls was there too even as her dark side grew stronger with each domination. We’ll get back to this in a moment.

Thoughts on the newest member of Enormita, Korisu, aka NeroAlice. She’s as adorable as her abilities are powerful. Her dollhouse of doom is terrifying. Good thing for adversaries she doesn’t have enough mana to control the power for too long. Her still being a kid and all. I will say that despite my not being a fan of a particular fetish involving her and Pink, it fits her character and potential life goals. Her interactions with Kiwi are also delightful. Also Super Alice is a godsend.

I honestly don’t have much to say about Pink. She still serves her role as the bubbly, naive yet cool and inspirational leader well.

Similar case with Yellow. She’s still the Buttercup of the group. I liked the backstory of how she joined Pink and Yellow though, especially the strong possibility she mainly joined because of her crush on Pink.

Blue being the best girl on the show remains unchanged. The struggle with being a superheroine and her ever growing desire to be dominated by Magia Baiser to the point she stopped putting up a fight and let the Bocchinatrix have her way with our masochistic mahou shoujo. It got so bad her teammates were closing in on learning the truth. Fearing this Blue went on a solo journey in hopes of finding the answers she sought. Why did she become a superheroine? Why was she slipping so badly? Was her drive to uphold justice dissipating? As the doubts grew there appeared to be only one answer, confronting her ‘arch-nemesis’ 1v1.

She put up a good fight, actually her best televised performance up to that point. However, the Boccchinatrix was still too much. Finally Blue’s will had broken as she succumbed to her mistress and all the wonderful pleasures.

Unfortunately Utena saw this as Blue giving up the fight for justice and was disgusted by her show of weakness. I had a feeling something like this could eventually happen. Utena would go too far with her ‘games’ to the point Blue could no longer live without being ‘toyed’ with. Fortunately after Baiser left Blue sought help from her homies to become stronger. However, she still couldn’t overcome her lust for pleasure from pain. I have a feeling Blue will end up embracing her masochism and find the true balance between justice and pleasure.

Let’s move on to the introduction of the true villains of the season.

The Lord Squad. Lame name so I dubbed them the “New Lewd Order” instead. Loco Musica, Shadow Leber, Sister Gigant and Lord Enorme. I may have got some of their names wrong but it’s not important. At first my favorite member was the nun because, well, hot giant nun.

Screw the “step on me” fetish. I’m all about being crushed by a hot giant woman. Yeah, her power is growing huge. I actually want to see her fight Giganta, specifically the Tim-verse incarnation of the villainess.

Lord meanwhile is like an evil Magia Baiser who uses her dominatrix powers with merciless malice. There ain’t nothing pleasant about her whipping. Perfect arch-nemesis for Utena.

Kiwi’s still the 2nd best girl on the show but in this NLO arc she took full advantage of Blue’s lessened screen time to show why she’s so damn good. Her undying love and devotion to Utena, being an adorable big sister figure to Korisu and unwavering desire to one day go to a love hotel with Utena. Bless her. More on this later.

At long last we have the more important members of the NLO, Loco and Leber. Loco has hyper voice powers unleashing sonic booms and fire notes ala Bowser. If you know, you know. Shadow Leber meanwhile can control people using their shadows unless they are stronger than her. Together they made a formidable tag team…when not bickering with each other that is. Yes these two had a tsundere-tsundere kind of friendship. Was there more to them than that however? Hmmmmmm. Anyway Utena took advantage of Loco’s weakness, being called out for her “awful” singing. We cultured people already knew the foolish simply didn’t understand her magnificence. Jillian Hall would be proud of Loco Musica and her hit single. Her dream and reason she joined the NLO was the promise of always getting to perform in front of a crowd of adoring fans.

As mentioned our heroines paid close attention to their foes and set a clever trap to capture Leber and force Loco to do whatever Baiser said or risk her tag partner getting crushed in the DoD. She feared another painful humiliation but luckily despite still being humiliated it was more motivation to find her true voice. We also learned all the crowds at Loco’s shows were shadow puppets controlled by Leber. After their loss the two bickered over what just happened, ending with the surprise announcement by Loco that she and Leber defected from the NLO to join Team Baiser.

And now…it is time.

We got Loco’s idol dream backstory last episode. This time it was Leber’s turn. She was a lonely little shark girl who was left out. Not felt left out, literally got left out. The shadows were her only source of comfort. That was until Loco approached her and was like “Hey. How about listening to my song? You have no one else to hang out with, right?” Thus began their friendship.

After Loco’s declaration last time Utena asked her why. Simple answer, Lord was a terrible leader. That being said she and Sister Gigant weren’t pushovers so our heroines needed all the help they could get. Utena’s next question was the big one. “You girls hunted mahou shoujo right?” When Loco agreed that’s all our heroine needed to hear. She gave them their morphers and immediately warped them to the new and improved DoD. Baiser almost crushed it last time thus fixing it as an apology…but wanted to use it for something important first.

Utena: Welcome to my “Can’t leave until you satisfy Magia Baiser” room!

Leber: The hell is this!? Did you force Alice to do something crazy again?

Utena: Oh she’s off playing with Leoparde.

Leber: She’s not who I’m worried about!

Utena: Now then. Did you think that after all the damage you caused against my precious mahou shoujo across the globe that I would accept your little face turn as an apology? No no no my pretties. There is so much more I crave from you two. You see, I’m going to purify you. Clearly there is a lot going on between you two so why don’t we start by having you talk it out.

As the two argued over Leber’s trickery and setting up “fake fans” for Loco the redhead/brunette was like “Hmph. Now that I know I have what it takes maybe I don’t need you anymore”.

Leber: How dare you say that to me…After all I’ve done for you…after being by your side since Day 1…(I joined the NLO just to continue being by your side), you have THE NERVE TO ABANDON ME!? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I WASTED MY FUCKING TIME ON YOU!?

Loco: Whoa whoa whoa! I didn’t expect you to cry!

Leber: You mean to tell me one shitty trick by Baiser was enough to pep you up while everything I did for you didn’t matter!?

Loco: Well none of the people at my shows until now have been real fans. I don’t need to perform in front of fakers.

Leber: Well DUH, but if they weren’t there you’d cry again!

Loco: Okay okay okay! I get it! I’m sorry I upset you.

Utena: Excellent. That was a lovely start…but I don’t think it’s enough.

Leber: What!? There’s more!?

Utena: Yes. Kiss and make up.

Leber: HUH!?

Utena: Clearly all your petty bickering means you care a great deal for each other…but we know there’s more to your feelings than being bosom buddies, hmmmm?

Leber; H-hey Loco. She’s talking crazy, right? Tell her!

Loco: …Okay. Let’s do it.

Leber: HUH!?

Loco: We want to get out of here quickly right? Let’s get this over with.

Leber: A-are you sure?

Loco: If I wasn’t I wouldn’t be doing this, now would I? Come on. Close your eyes.

L and L: There. Satisfied?

Utena: Not. Even. Close. You two enjoyed that very much. There’s so much more you want to give each other, isn’t there? I want you to fall deeper, and deeper, and deeper, AND DEEPER in love till you develop an uncontrollable lust for each other!

Loco: Fine.

Leber: B-b-but she’s staring at us…

Loco: We are doing this, or are you unsure?

Leber: I-I…ummm…

Utena: Yeeeeeeesssss. Go for it. Look for all your sweet spots. Relish each other’s cuteness. You know you want to.

THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING,

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How long has it been? I honestly forgot the last time we were blessed with Yuri hentai or at the least something akin to Shoujo Sect or Valkyrie Drive Mermaid. I waited, and waited, and watched one accursed het H after another, doing my best to block the wastes of flesh banging the H waifu who appealed to me, only getting a taste through the once in a blue moon 3-way or Futanari Yuri, immediately turning off ones that desecrated lesbians with the “they just need a good penetration and they’ll become slaves to the mighty kielbasa”. Even Yaoi got more action than Yuri in the world of H. Years of being denied greatness.

Lo and behold a tsundere pair who I thought at best would continue bickering with the occasional loving glance at each other and not much else.

Yet here we have Leber realizing she’d been attracted to her best friend’s beautiful body for a while…as said bestie licked her juicy pussy and anus.

You can tell a lovely story about two women yearning to be with each other but can’t until given the opportunity to let loose and make love. That is what happened here. Utena’s purification therapy worked and all she asked was to fulfill her own life pleasures. Thank you Utena, true heroine of the cosmos.

It was beautiful and fulfilled my long dormant naughty desire for a passionate Yuri anime H scene.

For the first time in the show, Blue wasn’t the #1 highlight of an episode! The streak is over. Funny since the only thing better than Blue’s journey to embrace her calling is 95% uncensored passionate lesbian lovemaking. That’s how powerful she is.

Back to Utena. You made a promise to Kiwi. You better keep it.
The next day as Utena relished her greatest conquest yet our heroines were interrupted by the remaining NLO members, ready to take them out once and for all. It was revealed Lord had similar abilities as Baiser but much stronger. She launched an army of sludge demons on the gang. They were weak but because of them being kind of invincible (Lord had to be beaten for them to go splat) things got tough quick. Not even their new teammates were enough.

To make things worse (better for me) Sister Gigant put up her dukes too. Kiwi, wanting to prove she wasn’t the weak link of Team Baiser like Dark Kyubey said challenged the hot giant nun 1v1. Despite firing on all cylinders the big babe was too strong. That’s when Kiwi’s like “My friends aren’t around I see. Okay. It’s time”.

Kiwi: Ready for the real thing you big bitch!?

Sister Gigant: What? Weren’t you a No-Star? This is ludicrous.

Super Kiwi: It’s not crazy at all! I’m so close to living the dream. You think I’m gonna let yer tanks of blubber stop me!?

As she got ready for Round 2 Utena was about to pay a visit to her arch-nemesis.

This show gives me life. Next time the end of the NLO arc?