The Magical Revolution Episode 9: Duel of Rage

Time to teach the criminal a hard lesson.

I imagine K-Dawg too had “Anakin vs Obi-Wan” playing in his mind as the two siblings clashed in a brutal magic battle. Prince Al-Hole was a Water/Ice Type which gave him a slight edge against Anis’ Normal/Dragon. Anis could keep up but knew she had to kick things up a notch to take the jackass down.

Her biggest advantage is being more agile than the douche prince but to counteract her lethal strikes he has the stolen vampire heart healing critical wounds but not without feeling the burn. He also knew Anis’ Mana Blades were weak against physical attacks.

He said that despite having a great power and being feared by many she didn’t change her ways. He demanded to know why. Anis simply said “It’s my ninja way bro. I love and revere everything about magic. Simple as that”. Al-Hole refused to accept such a “simplistic” answer and got more pissed. Specifically he couldn’t understand how she could love something that didn’t love her back.

Back to the others Euphie’s healing had little effect on Lainie. She painfully called it quits but said maybe some blood could help. Euphie offered hers but Ilia, who held Miss Bazooka’s hand since getting close to her was like “No Lady Euphyllia. I will handle this”. And yes of course in the back of my mind I interpreted it as “Stand back Euphie. She’s mine”.

From mouth to mouth resuscitation to “COME HERE MY CRIMSON VIXEN!”

I was at work as usual when this happened so I had to hold back my squees. You all have no FUCKING IDEA how happy this made me! This is a topic I plan on discussing soon in a Yuri Talk post. Look forward to it. But yeah,

LaiLia LIVES BABEH!

However, like Prince Al-Hole’s regeneration our wonderfully gay bazooka HURT! Her vampire magicite was restored thanks to the power of Yuri blood but it stung real bad. At first I thought it’s like Dragonheart and both their life forces were connected but no. Vampire regeneration just hurts a lot.

Lastly, yes. We briefly saw bazooka meat…Life is cool like that sometimes.

Euphie tried to heal the burn but LaiLia were like “You have someone else who really needs your help right now”. Again my head said “We got each other milady. Go save your princess bride”.

Prince Al-Hole went coo-coo as the battle reached its climax. He kept getting under Anis’ skin until she’s begrudgingly left with no choice but to destroy him. Finally Euphie could take it no more landing a mighty Spear on her beloved and snapping her back to her senses.

Won’t go into detail about Prince Asswipe revealing the truth of his motivations. It’s too late to beg for forgiveness. I’ve seen too many “sympathetic antagonists” be forgiven by the Internet despite their many crimes. Always reading long tangents that can be summed up with “But he said he was sorry”. Not happening with this guy. TO BE FAIR. At least he admitted he fucked up. That’s all the credit he gets.

The important part was the real reason why Anis declined her right to the throne. One day when they’re younger they’re attacked by a monster. As Anis stayed to fight Al fled in terror. After the attack rumors spread among the asshole elite that Anis tried to kill Al out of jealousy. To qualm the stupidity Anis abstained herself from Al, who greatly admired her, and spent most of her time in her laboratory. Al saw her denial of the throne as a huge betrayal, scarring their relationship.

The jerk admitted that despite turning to the dark side he still wasn’t able to match Anis’ greatness and lamented that despite having all the qualities to become a great queen she’s scorned by Conservatives. He knew all along absolute power wasn’t the answer but he stopped giving a fuck about humanity a long time ago. He agreed to share intel on his co-conspirators and accepted his banishment as the family lamented not doing more to stop his descent to madness. After all, Anis had plenty of homies and a strong conviction to lead her on the right path while Al-Hole wallowed in despair alone being corrupted by the typical trash we are all too familiar with in the real world. Again it doesn’t excuse his actions one bit.

I suppose to Anis this may be considered her greatest failure to not help the one person who was most vulnerable living right under her no se. Her sadness hurt to watch.

Before Al-Hole was banished Euphie and Lailie had to settle things with him. Lailie’s like “I get why you did what you did and I believe there’s still good in you…but you used me, ripped out my magicite and worst of all ruined my special time with my hot maid girlfriend so screw you”. Meanwhile Euphie and him agreed their engagement was forced and neither wanted it. Euphie lamented not handling the situation better but still considered him a piece of crap she hoped to never see again. Al then pretty much said “Become a better fiancee to Anis”.

And that’s exactly what she intends to do.

Excellent stuff as always.