“Didn’t I Say to Make My Abilities Average in the Next Life!?” Episode 9: Three Heroines and an Idiot

Crimson Vow were back to Questing this episode.

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Lenny the Schemer.

We learned something very important in this episode, which I’ll get to shortly. We kicked things off with Crimson Vow working at Lenny’s Inn catering to specific groups. Lenny was pleased with the record increase in profit, though it was at the expense of our heroines’ hard work. They agreed to stay at her in for a reduced price but they’re unfairly pushed to work harder.

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Three rookie heroines and an idiot.

Annoyed, our heroines rushed over to the guild to find a high paying quest. They found a wyvern slaying quest with a hefty reward. The questgiver tried warning them of how difficult it is to defeat one but the reward was too good to pass up. Besides, they met the above requirements.

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Smart gay cow.

The quartet met up with the client and despite him trying to give them an easier request they insisted on slaying the wyvern.


Not Ridley the Wyvern.

The wyvern, who was totally not Ridley, arrived and already showed it was no dope. Like the questgiver warned it was an aerial enemy, meaning it would be difficult to attack it. (Un)Fortunately for everyone Mile had a plan.

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Clever Mile was clever.

Let’s just say Mile watched a lot of Thunderbirds in her spare time.

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Reina was the first victim.

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Most of the episode got chuckles from me but this brief moment of a terrified Pauline evading an insane Mile was the best part.

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Boss Reina displeased with Mile.

Despite Mile’s 2nd attempt being another failure and Reina scolding her recklessness Pauline, being best girl, put her fear aside and volunteered for attempt #3.

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Not quite what Mile had in mind but it worked.

Third time was the charm. However, a grounded Not Ridley was still a formidable foe. It unleashed some strong winds catering to granny panty enthusiasts.

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Pauline looks sexy even with granny panties. She’s best girl for good reason.

Mavis was unaffected. Fortunately Not Ridley had a Plan B. Sonic Boom MuthaF’er (or “Stomach Rumble” as Mile referred to the move)!

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Thank you Stomach Rumble.

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The flat is justice crowd have Mile X Reina. I’m content with Mavis X Pauline.

Mile had a trump card for when Not Ridley was downed and it was successful. Crimson Vow were about to commit dragoncide (or whatever the correct term is) when a surprise mage appeared.


The classic “Sob story not enough to stop heroes from destroying everything” gag. Mile’s love of all things Dragonball is tremendous.

The mage tried subduing our heroines with a sob story but it of course wasn’t enough. Fortunately Mile’s big mouth, stubbornness and a well placed bribe did the trick. With a wealthy new associate Crimson Vow completed the quest and were ready for some well deserved payback on a certain scheming innkeeper. Luckily for Lenny the five worked out a compromise.

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Surprise onsen.

We ended the episode with a big surprise from Lenny, specifically for Mile and Reina.

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2019 is the year of “magic clothing”, if you know what I mean.

A chuckle filled episode.

So what was that important thing I mentioned the episode taught us?

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Pauline is a bisexual icon.

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21 Responses to “Didn’t I Say to Make My Abilities Average in the Next Life!?” Episode 9: Three Heroines and an Idiot

  1. mikubikki says:

    always one of those ” so she has big bwebs all along!!” trope :3, poor mile and reina. the onsen scene is great!! also mile throwing her gf to kill the wyfern was hillarious XD

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  2. X says:

    Well the truth is stranger than fiction, between a old man and a wyvern.

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  3. Liddo-kun says:

    no yuri in this anime. Dropped by episode 6.


  4. Jack Cactus says:

    Never would have thought Mile is capable of such “cruelty” but hey, it worked with flying color. Now if only Mile were to be the one to discover Reina in that embarrassing situation, I wonder how Mile would react ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    And wow damn, I’ve never seen Pauline with her hair fully let loose before but now after seeing it, I can see why she’s best girl (Oh yeah and the entire bath house scene as well)

    God bless Stomach Rumble, Mavis is still best girl to me.

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  5. tbiscut74 says:

    This was a fun episode!

    We were blessed with some surprise sexiness this episode. And I’m always up for them to show how sexy Mavis is. My Best Girl for this show.

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  6. Little Viktoria says:

    Delicious! Not only a nude Reina and countless panty shots, but an onsen too. And Pauline the bisexual sex symbol ^^

    Plus all the normal adorable cuteness too!

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  7. Mauron says:

    Mile: Launching Thunderbird 1.
    Me: Is that a Thunderbirds reference?
    Mile: Thunderbirds are go!
    Me: It is, awesome.

    The romance between a boy and his lizard was amusing, even if it’s not the kind of romance I’m here for.

    I’m not really into the “flat is justice” thing, but Sora Tokui has a talent for voicing the number one girl in the anime (aka best girl).

    I’m impatiently waiting for the introduction of Lenny’s (girl)friend Carl. Watch as on one in Japan thinks that’s a funny joke (although they did surprise me with Thunderbirds).

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  8. chikorita157 says:

    At least it’s ends well for the guy who owned the pet dragon. But I find it funny how Lenny desperately doesn’t want Crimson Vow to leave. I guess she still wants them work at the resturant. But at least they build a bath so they won’t leave her behind.

    Still, I wonder how much longer can Mile use the family secret excuse.

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  9. K says:

    Evil Mile was great! That face she made got me laughing. Her strategy to take down that wyvern was insane but it worked since she made Pauline a Rock-type. Apologies to Reina, though.

    In a battle between a shrewd innkeeper and our heroines (Mile and Reina specifically), Lenny wins 2-1 due to the aid of her secret weapons. Better luck next, heroes. That aside, looks like Lenny ain’t going anywhere anytime soon. Cool.

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  10. yurimylove says:

    Too bad we don’t have any cute 10-year-old inn-keepers in this country.

    Liked by 1 person

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