Poor dear is looked down upon by hypocritical middle class students just because she’s an ojou-sama.
Then again why would she need to care when she had Aka-“remembers last week”…oh.
At least Akari’s on cloud nine for the time being.
The only Sherlock Holmes descendant I take seriously is Sherlock Shellingford. Too bad Akari Holmes Kanzaki.
So Aria had Akari finish sewing her special paraglider as Akari was not skilled at anything else in the field of combat though Aria’s kunoichi informant told her that Akari’s martial art could be the Tobiugachi assassin style. Oh and Akari broke the world record of sewing earning her Aria’s praise and 5 seconds of bliss.
Akari’s constant fangirling lit a fuse in the lovesick ojou-sama. We also learn that Shino is a distant relative of Non Non Biyori’s Champion. Question is, who taught who the fine art of “cherishing my lo-…friend”.
Anyway Shino had a plan, a sinister plan. Aria’s “main character senses” were tingling but waited to see events unfold.
Later that night at Shino’s garden maze, the winds were blowing, no one else was in sight. It was time.
“Why Akari? Why did you take Aria over me? Is my taco not good enough for you? What makes her inferior figure more enticing than mine Akari? Are my tig ol’ bitties not scintillating? You will pay for denying me with your contract being broken.”
“Wait a minute. hallucinatory trauma dogs weren’t part of the plan. Oh whatever. I’m too heartbroken to be rational right now.”
“Oh you thought you could pickpocket your way to victory against me? Too bad I saw it coming and prepared the big guns. Your heart belongs to me and only me Akari. I MUST YOU”
“Hey kid. You wanna be a top gun, knock that lovesick puppy out. Oh and use the mcguffin tie.”
“Curse you mcguffin tie, CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUU!”
“NOOOOOOO! My sweet honey thinks I’m a psycho now even though it was all my fauuuuult.”
“I’m the kind hearted main character dawg. It is in their code of ethics to forgive psycho friends and obsessed rivals for their meanness because that’s what I do. That’s what I do.
“You know my taco will always be yours baby. I will wait till the end of time and masturbate every night until you come to your senses.”
“Babyyy. I found a loophoooole”.
Next week, another one of the Champ’s descendants will claim their prize and I will squee once again for more crazy lesbian goodness. Crazy lesbians need love too!