Should have known some people did not notice the trailer for the bonus episode and threw F bombs upon viewing the RAW release of the OVA. As for me when I learned the episode would take place on a deserted island I immediately prepared myself for glorious swimsuits, especially from the first half of assassins who were eliminated before the pool episode. In any case let’s see how this alternate timeline rematch played out.
This post will be both an episodic and the promised Bikini Patrol swimsuit coverage from yours truly.
The black text will be the bikini patrol segment while the red text will be the episodic so viewers not interested in my…”ahem”…swimsuit judging can skip to the red text.
First up is TokaHaru.
Tokaku stuck with her sporty swimsuit. She has an athletic type body anyway so it suits her fine.
Haru on the other hand traded in her pink one-piece for a more frilly look. At least she’s wearing shorts.
Here we have Team Sexy once again showing us that my dubbing the duo as such was not random.
Isuke kept her simple yet super effective blazing beauty swimsuit from the pool as if to show us her measurements are enough to make lesbians suffer nosebleeds.
Not to be outdone by her partner we have Haruki showing us what she’s been hiding with her amazing zebra vixen knot two-piece.
Next up we have Team Hack n’ Slash.
Otoya, being the aggressive ho she is caters to the “tighter” swimsuit fanatics out there with her spade (I know the style has a different name but whatevs) and dons her erotic apparel quite well.
Shiena goes for a combination of sweet and lethal with a cute bottom and tasty top, fitting how she’s more of an analyst than a fighter.
Third is Team Twisted Duckies.
Hanabusa realized her previous attire, though fitting her character, was pitiful so she tried be a little more revealing while maintaining her nobility and…secret.
Banba once again dons the classic school attire. Not much to say here. Perhaps her figure and character will give her an edge.
Fourth we have Team Clockstoppers.
Suzu too changed her attire and went for a more simplistic look perhaps to accommodate her partner.
Kouko, like Isuke relies on her figure to do the talking as she dons an aqua green one piece.
Last but not certainly not least we have Team Teddly.
Prince Chitaru went with a big cutie look with her “rosey” one-piece while Teddy, keeping true to her deceptive childishness dons a childish swimsuit.
Like last time when viewers were asked to vote for their favorite enemy assassins on the show this time I request fans to vote on the best beach assassin based on swimsuit choice, appearance and usage. Also like last time three girls per vote.
Now that that’s out of the way on to the episodic.
Quick intro. Class Black is on a cruise and Nio detonates their ship, stranding the girls on a “deserted” island. She once again has the girls going after Haru but instead of killing her they have to the nearby afforded weapons inside chests to help them catch Haru and remove her red badge. The assassins all have yellow badges.
First up surprisingly is Hanabusa.
Sad that one of the toughest bosses in the game got axed so quickly. Oh well. Surely that upped Shiena’s chances of…”gasp”…DOING SOMETHING!
Is this really an alternate dimension? I think this is actually a continuation. I assume that the Class Black students were invited on a cruise…just because…or maybe it was Nio and Dr Yuri apologizing…whatever. Sexy lesbian bikini assassins. Oh and Team Teddly dropped out because they were busy being in love. Guess Chitaru did forgive her in the end.
Oh so it is canon after all since Shiena said she would win this time. Okie dokie. Also in an interesting turn of events Shiena and Mahiru formed a temporary.
I was expecting this to happen at sunset but this confirmed two things to me.
1: Shinya lives on and did not disappear. This probably pissed some fans off who expected Mahiru no longer needing Shinya as some sort of character development. For me it means Hanabusa gets twice the pleasure from the Banba duo.
2: I thought Shinya came out after sunset because of a werewolf like metamorphosis when in actuality the afternoon sun reminds her of “that time” and it severely weakens Shinya just like her boss fight. We now know for sure that Shinya’s weakness is bright white lights and I guess a weak defense but that’s because she’s a berserker.
Shinya’s rack is more impressive than I thought.
It pays to be a Hanabusa. Also Team Teddly really need to get a room.
No need to kill Haru this time but I doubt Otoya paid attention to that part.
Figures Tokaku could even make an adorable weapon effective.
Next up was Isuke vs Kouko. Kouko really should have risked firing a bullet to see whether her gun had good ammo. Could have made this encounter less sad.
Isuke borrowed a page from Hakan’s playbook. Well done sexy beast. Speaking of the sexy beast…
Kouko conquered. Also I like to think she was upset at Kouko for copying her “simple yet effective” approach at inducing lesbian boners.
Even Tokaku was no match for Isuke’s slippery sexiness.
Two in a row for the Blurry Slinger. Maybe she has a shot.
GET…A…ROOM! Also make sure there’s a hidden camera in there.
As for the final 5 I feel no need to discuss either that or the winner. All we need to know is that Shiena made the final five, semi-blind! Not bad for a chick who didn’t get to do anything in the anime version.
So what did we get out of this OVA? Lots of Teddly, some Twisted Duckies, lots of TokaHaru…and that’s it. Still, I got a lot more out of this episode than raging otaku boners I must admit. Worth the wait I say.
Also some of my peeps noticed the difference between Team Teddly and TokaHaru’s relationships. Teddly’s more like newlyweds while TokaHaru’s like an already married couple. This goes back to my Life Lessons marriage post. Why did I not notice it sooner?
Once again for peeps who have watched the AnR anime please vote if you can. Post the three best bikini bodies of your choice in the comments while also sharing your thoughts on the bonus episode if any.
Nio being a tease as usual. I do not count her in the poll because she covered her bkini in camo. A last minute tease does not count.