A person asked me on my ask.fm account a question about what kind of anime I’d write about if I were given the opportunity. This is a preview of what I came up with.
Crimson Lilies: Lesbian Paranormal Hunters.
-It would star a married lesbian couple who begin the premiere episode by waking up from bed, giving each other a good morning kiss and then one have the other make a club sandwich as a sign of eternal union.
-They would either have one or two daughters who may find girls of their own to fall for (no yuri incest in this show)
-One of the wives would have a love for cupcakes. The other for t-bone steaks.
-The ladies, along with their kids, would be a mild-mannered gay family by day and paranormal investigators by night fighting all kinds of oogie boogie stuff, especially Ghouls, masou-shoujos and psycho-traps. Sometimes they fight animal abusers obsessed with hunting down endangered species or mutated professional wrestlers hired by El Malechor Grandote, the evil man-boar hybrid tyrant of Mexico.
-During their trip to Mexico one of the daughters becomes infatuated with EMG’s (still) human luchadora daughter Juanita. The other daughter is torn between a Dutch bishounen and a Kenyan bodybuilding bishoujo.
-The whole family studied the martial art of Shquido from their humble grandmaster Shaquille O’Neal and the four developed the style and each made it their own.
-The show’s main antagonist is a witch from Calcutta named Hexagonus who wants to create a utopia ruled by lesbian succubi. However, that would mean only lesbianism would rule the world. The family, though proud lesbians, would rather see a world where everyone can choose who they fall in love with rather than letting the system dictate who they should love. Hexagonus’ motivation/backstory is unclear until episode 20.
-One of the wives used to be a sex slave who was lured into a life of debauchery by a dark mistress serving under Hexagonus. She was rescued by her soon to be spouse who was Shaq’s greatest disciple. Together they trained the slave and developed a cunning plan to expose the dark mistress’ sisnister underground operations without having to kill her and get arrested. The mistress swore revenge and would later on be killed in a brutal rematch.
That’s my current script. the conclusion, character development arcs, foes for the daughters to face, daily activites when not fighting the paranormal and other important storyline stuff are yet to be determined but this would be the kind of show I’d write if I had the talent to do so.