This isn’t about an important topic or trend pertaining to yuri media it’s just some funny Q&A responses from legendary yuri characters. These are all in Spanish so I’ll translate them as simple as possible. So to fellow Spanish speakers I am not translating these “sessions” with 100% accuracy.
Special thanks to “Let’s Pray For Yuri Every Day” for all the “scoops”.
WARNING! Spoilers for some anime and strong language.
A: It’s because she looked a lot like Yuu-chan and besides…like Mitsuki-Kaichou said I don’t really know what love is even though I thought it was about kissing and groping tits and asses…apparently it’s something more.
A: Because if I did it sooner and a cute, sweet and fragile girl showed up then I wouldn’t be able to hit on her.
A: Not much really. She turned into a Witch, everything went black, Slender Man showed up, I turned into a Witch, the three (along with Homura) of us went to a cheap strip club and in the end I banged Sayaka as much as I wanted.
A: Because Shizuma is into girls with bigger boobs than brains. Besides having sex in the meadows or in a stable aren’t my thing. I’m more refined than that.
A: Because I’m not a necrophiliac, just a pedophile.
A: Shizuma couldn’t find a better sex partner than me because I gave her everything like true love, compassion, kindness, sex in the meadows, various kama sutra techniques, zoophilia and necrophilia among other things. Not even Nagisa could surpass me.
A: Easy! To start off I’m just her “friend” (cousin) who is hanging out at home with her and I offered her mom an impressive amount of money to let me stay. If I offered her any more her daughter would practically be mine…
A: And…how do you know I didn’t? The truth is I “had my way with her” every night she stayed at my place but the content was “too risque” for television so we did it off the air. Hope that answered your question…teehee.
A: Because “Maria-sama is watching over us”…otherwise I would have taken Yumi to bed a long long time ago.
A: I felt really bad, but now it no longer matters as I had recreated the world how I saw fit and proceded to “have my way” with her as sadistically as possible. I have a pink haired friend who is also a time traveler. She gave me the idea.
(The person could not be reached (or found) for comment after asking that question.)
(I wonder how many readers will get this one?)
A: Be patient. This isn’t Sakura Trick where they kissed in the first episode and they almost groped their asses after every kiss. And I’ll kiss her when my “trigger” is ready.
A: The usual ones! Herpes, sifilis, gonorrhea, lice from Amane’s horse though not many. I’m also not that chick from Shoujo Sect!
A: I never went on “adventures” with anyone.The bitches willingly “opened their doghouse doors” for me to come visit.
Q: To Tamao. What happened between Nagisa and you after the etoile elections? How is your relationship?
A: The days went by like normal and I treated her like my friend, who after getting over “it” uploaded pictures of her taking a shower or sleeping on the internet…she never found out it was me…