Life Lessons: The Importance of Breast Physics Research

It boggles my mind how some uptight people fail to see the importance of this research.

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two-fetishes-in-one, Honoka and KarilaThe countless years of research scientists have put in secluded laboratories on Mt Fuji, conducting critical research, interviewing supermodels, watching adult videos and reruns of Bikini Car Wash all in the name of understanding the laws of gravity. Isaac Newton would be proud.

Nisekoi jigglingSome people out there question and criticize why animation budgets go into these amazing wonders of round, flat, oval, medium, small, large, water balloon blessings from the heavens. They do not see the importance of breasts in society, the research conducted by men and women everyday on the great visual and aesthetic value of breasts!

Sexy Harupoppo HenshinMore Mako GoodnessMako's perfectionThis revelations will obviously never convince the critics of the importance of this research but it’s good to know the beach/pool/hot springs or any other episode with the excuse to reveal the glory that is 2D womanhood will not be going away anytime soon. The research had been present since the late 70’s and early 80’s. People either didn’t or refused to notice. Anyway, here’s to the brave men and women who work tirelessly in their endless research of “gravity”!Boasting Mitsuki

Super titty bashBooby Matrix

Vert is living the dreamThank you researchers.

Additional data has been revealed from a fellow nation member by the name of Barty.


“Fun fact: Hideaki Anno actually invented and utilized the Gainax bounce in Gunbuster not for the purposes of sexualizing women, but because he wanted to draw anime characters (especially girls) with realistic proportions using real body physics. In other words, he wanted their boobs to bounce as they were walking/moving around because that’s how people in real life actually move.”

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31 Responses to Life Lessons: The Importance of Breast Physics Research

  1. Silvachief says:

    I believe the scientific term is “Jiggle Physics”. I don’t like or dislike it but it’s weird when they move of their own accord >.>


  2. nonbi says:

    Amen to that!
    The best animated breasts I’ve seen are from Plastic Little. Old school, but beautifully done.


  3. mutopis says:

    people seem to forget video game technology was so limited that jiggle physics did not exist until the introduction of sophisticated computer technology.

    just look at the evolution of Mai Shiranui

    our research into boobology are not just to titillate our lizard brains, is also to unlock a new technological future powered by our desire to understand the world of breast physics. someday our new future will be powered by quantum computers and those quantum computers could help us unlock the great mysteries of breast physics.


  4. My friends and I once worked out the physics based “Jigglocity Theorem”. This is beautiful.


  5. SPFan says:

    Could you please tell where this “boobs-time”… sorry, “bullet-time” gif is from? The rest are quite familiar.


  6. Vampire(G)Girl says:

    I thought that one was unnatural but hey, different people have different tastes on how boobs must jiggle. I seem to recall when i was in grade 8, a girl came running without a bra on, her boobs where unnaturally big and swaying up and down, one after the other and not together, that freaked me out a bit but i made jokes about it to my other girlfriends afterward so don’t underestimate the boob. It is a law unto itself! (>^.^<)


    • Overlord-G says:

      Breast smashes can be as deadly as headbutts.

      Your story is yet another reason why this research exists and how valuable it is.


  7. x says:

    i agree that the animators is trying to make it as real as possible, but there is a anime that focus way to much about it The Qwaser of Stigmata


  8. kyoycz says:

    So the moral of the story is… hooray for jiggle physics? Maybe the surprise twist is that there actually are scientists on Mt. Fuji researching this stuff. That gives me some incentive to visit the mountain.


    • Overlord-G says:

      Well done kyoycz and welcome to my castle. mutopis also believes there really is some research being conducted on top of old Fuji. Who knows?


  9. whemleh says:

    Don’t really know where to put this question since I’ve never commented here before (though have been reading for over a year) so this seems as good a place as any.

    Are you watching Inari Konkon yet? The cuteness should be right up your alley and turns out there’s also some yuri in it. Seems like a series you would really like, definitely worth a look.


  10. Yurimylove says:

    It’s highly likely that the biggest contributors to this vital scientific research are the 3 MIT graduates — they have easy assess to collect data on their fellow researcher Cindy Campbell.


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  12. Heheh……this is the most important article posted on a blog ever in the history of everything. That and people who whine and bitch about fanservice are prudes, quite frankly.


  13. VocaloidFreak says:

    Out of topic question: excuse me for my ignorance but, from which anime is the last gif? Just wanted to know


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