Last month, I went on a, for the most part, enjoyable 1 week cruise across the Caribbean seas. However, it wasn’t always relaxing. There were definitely some obstacles that would attempt to ruin my happy times. Here are some tips to help make any future cruises for all my disciples more tolerable.
1: Patience is a virtue with toddlers. I know how difficult it is for some to restrain themselves from bonking a younger relative of theirs but in order to avoid any hostilities or a brain tumor, try as hard as possible to stay calm.
2: Make sure the toddler in question is someone you know. If this is a relative you have met for the first time ever and are about to spend a week or more sailing with the child…take some headache pills just in case.
2: Bikinis are our friends. Yes. However, restrain yourself from your inner desires, it does not matter which sex you are. Leave the women, or men wearing tights, do their thang…unless this person if your beloved, in which all “activities should be reserved for when these sneaky devils sneak into the captain’s cabin with the mic turned on.