Racist Alien Big Boobied Explosions (With Masks): Michael Bay’s TMNT

Thanks to Doug Walker from Thatguywiththeglasses.com for opening my eyes.

Why Ninja Turtles SHOULD be Aliens

Doods, peeps, let’s face facts. Michael Bay has become rich and famous by bastardizing childhood classics and horror icons…and big explosions. I personally give up at this point. Although I saw the 1st Bayformer movie, I chose to ignore to other two and saw reviews of them instead. Anyway, point is he continues to make money with his insane twists on old school franchises and people continue to support his madness with one of humanity’s greatest weaknesses other than steroids, curiosity. We can’t help but become of how exactly Bay will destroy an established franchise and make big bucks at our expense.

So doods and peeps, I say this: I won’t buy a ticket for this movie (That’s what torrents are for) but I will give in to my curiosity and witness the racism, aliens, big breasted bimbos and explosions galore in this so called “TMNT” movie.

Besides, we’re allowing Snooki and The Situation pollute the human race by mating so might as well continue feeding Bay’s ego too.

UPDATE: Apparently Bay isn’t directly in charge of the script, and one of the original creators of the turtles was hired to work on it. I guess that lightens the load a little but unless something beyond epic proportions occurs, I’m still not going to pay to see this one in theaters.

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Yuri and Slice of Life are my anime passion.
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2 Responses to Racist Alien Big Boobied Explosions (With Masks): Michael Bay’s TMNT

  1. John Sato says:

    Sigh…the Ninja Turtles have fallen since the eighties. The first few seasons of the 2003 show were better than expected, but…

    Wait, hold on, this was posted recently! You’re not talking about TMNT, but a NEW Ninja Turtles movie?! And then you’re…talking about Michael Bay…Oh. Way to simultaneously make and ruin my day at the same time. 🙂

    Here’s hoping it will be good. I feel kind of bad for this franchise nowadays.

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