I’m feeling a little empty on ideas today so I might as well share this VERY subjective topic for kicks since every single Macho Man out there has their own list. Anyway, let’s begin.
#10: Nadie (El Cazador de la Bruja)
The one flat chested beauty in anime that made my heart go pit a pat. I wouldn’t go as far as saying drool worthy because she already has a girlfriend (Spoilers). Yes, I know there are other much more serious and badass girls with guns out there (CANAAN, but to me, Nadie is just right in both style, grace, combat skills and sex appeal. she has no chest because she doesn’t need one to be beautiful.
#9: Hinata Hyuuga (Naruto Shippuuden)
She’s adorable, snuggle-worthy, quiet, a great warrior who never gives up and will fight to her last breath. She, alongside Ino Yamanaka were the top 2 reasons I watched Naruto before dropping the “Otaku Triforce of Doom”. I only wish she more of an important character rather than an impact making side character. It’s amazing that after 2 years (Naruto timeline) she’s still adorable. You can’t say that about many young adult women.
#8: Kaede Sakura (Kampfer)
She’s the hottest and funniest deceptively adorable, yet secretly evil brainwashed lesbian I’ve ever seen. Not even Liang Qui’s psycho dyke antics are as amusing as this hottie’s attempts at being taken seriously as a villain.
#7: Yakumo Tsukamoto (School Rumble)
Yup, another quiet girl. Quiet/Shy girls are one of my favorite anime girl stereotypes. Anyway, Yakumo has a constant concerned look on her face and it also helps her voice is adorable. She also has an automated “protect my sister’s honor” button inside her sweet brain, which unleashes her full power. Oh, and let’s not forget her anti perv senses. There’s so little (if anything at all) wrong with Yakumo that the only woman who can rival her beauty is School Rumble is Eri Sawachika.
#6: Yoshinoya-sensei (Hidamari Sketch)
Scroll down until you find my reaction to a 4th season of Hidamari Sketch. Listen to the Ric Flair’s theme and it should explain all you need to know about my fascination with this gorgeous woman who is worthy of being worshiped.
#5: ELIE (Rave Master)
Hot bod aside, ELIE’s charm lies primarily in her personality as I made clear in my Rave Master G-View. She’s energetic, usually optimistic, almost TOO GOOD of a match for Haru. I don’t know what it is but I somehow shipped Haru x ELIE and you don’t see me doing that very often for non yuri couples. Combat wise I LOVE the fact she’s the only anime girl I know who uses FRICKEN’ TONFA BLASTERS as weapons and she also a Xena-esque battle cry. good stuff all around. Overall she’s fun to be around and that’s why I like her.
#4: Sae Shirai, Shirai-sensei. (Kodomo no Jikan)
I really like her seiyuu, she’s a cranky megane hottie with a heart that merely needs to be defrosted by a certain black haired fav loli of mine. I especially like her when she’s angry. Her voice is like that of an angel…haaaah. She’s also even more awesome and adorable in the manga. She rocked my socks off in the anime so the fact she’s even sexier and more awesome in the manga temps me.
#3: Izumi Takanashi:
You knew she was coming. What is it about this weak, frail, always depressed looking, yet so undeniably gorgeous woman that I wouldn’t mind getting into tip top shape and showing her what a REAL MAN’S LIKE! Oh dearest Izumi how I adore you. I don’t care how lazy you are…so am I!
#2: Kan-U Unchou (Ikkitousen)
She used to be #1 but someone else took her place. Besides being gay for Ryuubi, she has purple hair, a perfect body, one of the most powerful in her universe, has a serious, yet sensual voice, has a no nonsense attitude (When she isn’t thinking about having sex with Ryuubi) and will knock your teeth out if you get in her way. How could you not get a raging ring boner from a bodacious belle as her?
#1 Lady Tomoe (Queen’s Blade)
I bet people who know aren’t the least bit surprised this reflection of absolute physical perfection that can only be rivaled by Kan-U is #1. Lady Tomoe is a noble miko who cares for her fellow men and will do whatever she can to fight for truth, justice and the bootylicious way. She’s certainly been through a lot from what appeared to have been a sheltered life and having to make the ultimate sacrifice (That I still can’t get over) in order to unleash her true potential as a heroine. Her character will never be forgotten by QB fans as she’s (hopefully) one of the favorites in the series. She’s so beautiful I dare not taint her with my manliness. Such perfection shouldn’t be ruined.
Like I said before, my list, my tastes. I’m pretty sure other guys/girls have their own view of what a gorgeous 2D babe iz in their minds but these are my picks for the best drawn before 2011.