Greetings Doods and peeps of all ages. I’ve reached a blockade and am currently deciding which show to review next. Expect another G-View very soon. For now I decided to take a break with this. For those who don’t know me, I have a weakness for cuteness. The cuter the person or object, the more I’ll go squee. Actually I mostly go into “Squee” mode whenever I notice a plushie worthy anime cutie. This does not include animals, it’s strictly girls. Why do I like little girls I deem omega kawaii so much? Because I imagine a scenario where I adopt these girls, train them to become martial arts experts, trained in many forms of weaponry to hunt down pedophiles. Oh and I would like to own nendoroids or plushies of all these characters. So without further ado, let’s get started.
Tomoyo Daidouji from Cardcaptor Sakura: The girl, the myth, the immortal icon of cuteness in the G-Empire. She’s the one who started it all. Brazilian Dubbed Cardcaptor Sakura was the very first Magical Girl anime I’d ever seen and enjoyed to the fullest. Sorry Sailor Moon but your English Dub annoyed me even as a kid. What I liked about Tomoyo was her awesomeness as a dedicated multitasking girl. She’s Sakura’s sidekick, camera person, costume designer, image consultant, main supporting figure (Screw you Yukito and Syaoran), trainer and lastly secret lover. You cannot make this stuff up people! Oh and she’s an ojou-sama with a heart of gold (Who even though come from a parallel universe where rich people grow like wildfire and invade anime Japan every 2 weeks, are still a rarity). Of course her hair is lovely, she has a keen fashion sense and who could EVER forget her trademark…eyebrows.
One review is all this supreme being needs. Sorry about that but describing why I want to take this girl home would require a 500 page essay and I know you doods and peeps out there don’t have that kind of time on your hands.
Di-Air from Kiddy Gil-and: She has the voice of an angel, mannerisms of a behaved, curious, evolving woman who can power up allies by giving them a certain something. Guess who her first recipient is… It’s like every time I see her, hear her and see what she does, I can’t help but go Rena, especially when she says “hai”. Annoying to some, blissful to yours truly. Oh, and she speaks in 3rd person, DEFINITELY AN IMPORTANT FACTOR! Anime characters addressing themselves in 3rd person are more awesome than real life people who try to sound cool doing the same thing…except one particular superstar.
Koromo “The Koromo” Amae from Saki: The people’s loli, the jabroni beating,cake eating, trailblazing, stronger than a platypus, faster than a squirrel, fear inducing plushie. The Brahma Bunny, The Most Electrifying loli in all Mahjong. That’s right, it’s The Koromo. Why is she here? Let’s see:
-Has a similar dress code to “Fallen Angel Flonne”.
-Has speech mannerisms inspired by certain superstars, one in particular.
-Is cunning, deceptive and a terror in the squared circle.
-Can easily topple people thrice her size.
-Is the oldest member on the “Million Dollar Conglomerate”.
Need I say more?
1: She has violet hair.
2: She looks perfectly depressing to me.
3: Her body shape reminds me of a palm tree.
I’ve heard rumors that she has potential of “seeing the light”. Whether this is true or not I don’t know but I’d still train her regardless. Hey, she has demon blood so that’s an advantage.
Koume Suzukawa from Taishou Yakyuu Musume: Technically she doesn’t need my guidance since she’s in good hands, I could still indulge great knowledge and wisdom to this blossoming cutie of a lass. Anyway:
-She’s high spirited.
-Has a face worthy of learning under my tutelage.
-Looks epic wearing a catcher’s mask.
-3:00 to 3:20
……………may the heavens have mercy for the wicked souls who dare lay hands on her while she’s learning taijutsu in my arena.
Mini-Neko from Ore no Imouto: She only appeared on screen in one episode (And the back of her head in the end credits) but that was more than enough to take her under my wing. Kuroneko can’t teach her the dark arts all by herself.
Yune and Alice from Ikoku Meiro no Croisee: Rather than making a speech on why they’ve made me go kyaaa all the way to Swahili, allow me to show you a sneak peek as to what these two ladies will evolve into 10 years in the future:
Well that about wraps it up for now. Keep in mind that this is a growing list and there will DEFINITELY be more who will join my Kommando Youkai Assassination Agency. Stay tuned for new recruits.
Now do I have a legitimate reason other than the one I fabricated why I like cute things so much? I really don’t know. Maybe someone can tell me. I’ll say this much, I like my women at least 5’0 talland older than 18. I don’t get along very well with real life children who often misbehave. I have the patience of a saint when necessary but when at home…let’s just say my niece and I don’t see eye to eye very often.