5th G-View Controversial Edition: Dokuro-chan

You wretched waste of flesh, how I loathe you and the netherworld that spawned your insignificant soul.Welcome one and all to the controversial episode of G-Views. For everyone who knows my catchphrase (Hello and welcome to G-Views, where SoL reigns supreme, moe is respected and Dokuro-chan sucks poopie.) THIS, is the review that explains EXACTLY how I feel about Dokuro-chan.

The following “review” contains very strong language and is not for the weak of heart. You have been warned.

For everyone who is a fan of this show, it would be best to stay away from this review, because if you’ve seen my anime list, you can pretty much guess how I feel about this…show.

For everyone else, this will be more of a negative rant than an actual review, but I’ll do my best to sum up in short why I feel this way.

Genres: comedy, magic, romance
Themes: angels, dark comedy, ecchi, magical girl
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Objectionable content: Intense (graphic depictions of sex, drug use, or bloodshed)
Number of episodes: 12 1st season
4: 2nd season
G-Rating: 4/10

Plot Summary: In the future, a man named Sakura is destined to create the technology for eternal life, which (due to Sakura’s lolicon tendencies) freezes all women’s aging once they turn twelve. God refuses to allow this, so he sends his angels to the past to kill Sakura before he can do this. But one angel, Dokuro-chan, decides to try to change the future without killing him. Problem is, Dokuro is very temperamental, and is constantly killing Sakura (and lots of other people too) in incredibly bloody ways with her giant spiked club. Good thing she can bring people back to life – if only to gruesomely kill them again the next time she loses her temper.

Let’s begin with the story itself. Really, time traveling Angels who were sent from the future to stop a kid from growing up and creating a “Pedophile’s World” from plaguing the Earth?
Some would say, oh this is anime, anything goes when it comes to plot. Yes, I do agree with that, but still, in my opinion, this is ridiculous even for anime standards.

Sakura…Sakura…what can I say about this dork? He’s your cliche clumsy, gutless, tongue tied, hopeless and moronic male harem lead. Even though that’s the classic formula for male harem leads, he still gets on my nerves. Even Tsukune from Rosario to Vampire is more respectable than Sakura and I hate that guy. CURSE YOU FOR STEALING KURUMU’S HEART FROM ME! SHE’S MINE YOU PRICK!

Also, uncontrollable diarrhea when an angel’s halo is removed? I’m sorry, but is diarrhea supposed to be funny? I could have accepted that the angels would turn pale and make disturbing faces, but diarrhea? Look, a fart joke can be funny if used at the right moment, that’s cool. But seriously, I fail to see the humor in a being’s uncontrollable bladder or “hole”. The same feeling goes towards vomiting.

The only character in the entire show that I felt the LEAST bit of admiration for, was Shizuki. Her sanity among the rest of the cast made her likable to me, however that didn’t last long either.

I could go on, but I’ll just wrap this up.

People of course liked this show and I respect that, no need to defy their likes and dislikes, however, for me, after seeing this show, It struck a nerve.
-It’s bad enough that the story is incredibly ludicrous, even for anime standards.
-It’s bad enough that the show contains slapstick comedy at its worst.
-It’s bad enough that every single character is unlikable and the one character I had hopes for, also sucked in the end.
-It’s bad enough that this show has the most boring NPCs I have ever seen, not even worth mentioning.
-It’s bad enough that they rely solely on blood, gore and running gags to get people to laugh.
-It’s bad enough that the non-slapstick comedic aspects of the show are lost rather quickly.
-It’s bad enough that each episode was about 15 minutes or less.

No all those things are slightly tolerable, but the one person who made me hate this piece of garbage to no bounds is Dokuro-chan herself. She has got to be the most annoying, dimwitted, short tempered, retarded anime angel I’ve ever seen in my life. Her running gag…..OHHHHHHHHH……that STUPID GAG! That annoying club, that irritating resurrection spell!
I don’t mind that they use it once or twice per episode, but sometimes they rely solely on that gag to get the laughs. In all honesty, it gets old quicker than my jokes, so old, that seeing it over and over and over and over and OVER AND OVER AND OOOOOVEEEEERRRRR AGAIN, DROVE ME INSANE!!!!!
It made me rip my hair out, ask my parents to measure my level of sanity, almost made me retire from blood and gore…thank goodness I survived.

In conclusion, this show receives the official G-saster rating of 4/10
Why not a 1? Because I can understand and respect that the writers wanted to come up with something different. Sadly, I consider their end product a total failure.

This is without a doubt, THE WORST ANIME I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!
I’ve seen some mediocre anime before, like Arcade Gamer Fubuki, Hanappe Bazooka, Puni Puni Poemy. They’re not masterpieces by any means, but they’re DEFINITELY more tolerable than this……this piece of cow dung.

I’ll tell you this Dokuro-chan: If you did exist and I obtained the opportunity to remove that helo from your head, I’LL DESTROY YOU!!! I’LL SNAP YOUR LEGS, FEED YOUR DIARRHEA YOUR SAKURA FOR BREAKFAST, STOMP ON YOUR HEART AND SEND YOU TO THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF HADES!!!!
This show made me question the very sanity of the human race.
This show gives me diarrhea every time I think about it.
This show made my ears burn from day 11.’
“The manga says its quite up there in quality, yet its genre is mature and echi so expect blood and pointless fanservice.”
This show is so FUCKING destrucitizing, DAMN IT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! “Head explodes”

Huff…..huff….huff……huff. I’m….the…O…G-man….and I….need…..water……until next time doods and peeps……”Falls asleep”

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13 Responses to 5th G-View Controversial Edition: Dokuro-chan

  1. Subarashikun says:

    Wow… It made me want to check out this sucky anime that you hate so much… I mean if its okay with you that is… But she is cute isn’t she? (^_^) my loli senses are “tinggiling”..


  2. Subarashikun says:

    Okay sure hope this won’t kill me though ^_^

    cat…. cat ears… Neko… NEKOMUSUME!!!


  3. Subarashikun says:

    So uhm I watched the 2 episodes or 4 episodes… you know how the format the episodes are… anyways… My personality and how I deal with girls are the same as Sakura-kun’s… So I can kind of relate in some scenes… The Show made me ROFL… but the Diarrhea and the gore thing really has no sense at all… and there were times where I go like.. “WHY THE F*** DID DOKURO-CHAN CLUB HIM TO DEATH.. ITS HER FAULT?” so to be general… I didn’t hate it and I didn’t love it either…


  4. Subarashikun says:

    Oh and the episode with the curry in it… nothing there was funny or cute… it was plain harsh and nonsense… so yeah im starting to see what you saw…


  5. Subarashikun says:

    The ending sucked poopie…


    • Overlord-G says:

      I’m glad you were able to somewhat understand the torment I went through watching this pile of filth that should never be spoken of in my presence. Dokuro-chan is a hated person here in the G-Empire and will be shot on sight should she even dare step foot in my domain.


  6. John Sato says:

    Eh…I didn’t hate it. Then again, I watched it awhile ago. And I remember not laughing at the diarrhea or the gore (it was more the anticipation of the gore – it’d take too long to explain, so just take my word for it and know that I’m not a psycho). I don’t know if I’d call it the “worst” anything, but it’s definitely low.

    And despite me sorta-kinda-a-little-bit getting some enjoyment out of it, believe me, I can appreciate wanting to rant about something. When I was writing my Hidan no Aria impressions, I came so close to breaking down and letting it all loose. I barely managed to contain myself, but….Hoo boy. It was close.


    • Overlord-G says:

      At least you acknolwedge this show being underwhelming. This was an early review when I hadn’t adapted my own writing style yet so this review came out a bit too angry and not very explicative. Still, my hatred for Dokuro-chan hasn’t died down and never will.

      I didn’t care for Hidan no Aria so I know not the source of your urge to rage.


      • John Sato says:

        I thought you summed things up pretty well. Angry, but not so angry your reasoning was lost.

        “Still, my hatred for Dokuro-chan hasn’t died down and never will.”

        I think that’s actually a good thing. Shows you that you weren’t wrong when you made the post, despite the fact it was an early review.

        I didn’t like Hidan no Aria for far too many reasons to list here, but the big thing was plot inconsistency. I had to stop every minute or so to point out what was wrong with what had just happened. It was…frustrating. Anyways.


    • Overlord-G says:

      That makes sense. Still, I highly doubt HnA could be as bad as say, Platonic Heart, but I won’t ask anymore about that show.


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